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Annular solar eclipse at Tokyo by Yoshihiro Sekine
time lapse!
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Reblog if you want messages from a bunch of curious anons.
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My Photography Site!
I work for a few companies here in the valley, but I love working with new models as well!
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So Sick of Seeing
Fucking GLEE all over my tumblr! I hate everything about that stupid show!
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Most creative idea ever in case your camera is stolen/lost.
never not reblog.
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THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
^^ THIS right here is why i love tumblr!
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im in tears
forever reblog fjdak;fjioefajop
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In 1990, Peter Howe at Life magazine sent me to North Carolina to photograph a special school for children with problems. The school was a very strange place because all of the twenty or so children were in the same classroom and their problems ranged from mild behavior instability to severe schizophrenia.
Nine-year-old Amanda was the most interesting child in the class. She was my favorite child. Amanda was very intelligent and very naughty. One day I followed her home on the school bus. When the bus stopped at her house, she dashed ahead of me and ran into a nearby wooded area. I continued to follow her into the woods and eventually found her sitting in an old stuffed chair having a cigarette. She thought that I would reprimand her since I was an adult. But I said nothing.
The following Sunday, I spent the day at home with Amanda and her mother. Amanda totally controlled her mother. She constantly gave her orders and proceeded to put on her mother’s nail polish and makeup. Amanda smoked openly in front of her. Her 8-year-old cousin Amy was coming over, and she was very excited. All day long, Amanda and her cousin played like children. Every forty-five minutes or so, Amanda would take a break to have a cigarette. Her mother could say nothing; Amanda was the boss.
Just before I left, I looked for Amanda to say good-bye. I found her and Amy in the backyard. They were in a children’s inflatable pool. Amanda was taking her regular cigarette break.
its so nice to actually have the history behind this extremely popular photo
Fucking amazing^
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Le Bored
Procrastinating. Better Answer some 100 Questions. Blast past this if you truly do not care =]]
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
“… or the back yard at bottles, cans, paper targets, etc…” Combat Focus Shooting by Rob Pincus
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
- The computer screen.
3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
- Searching for a good website for my photography portfolio. Shit’s damn expensive!
4. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
- Top Gear Season 17, last episode
5. Without looking, guess what time it is.
- 1:30am
6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
- 1:31am
7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
- The filter on my saltwater tank. Kind of obnoxious.
8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
- 10 minutes ago. Cigarette break.
9. Did you dream last night?
- Yes, about my ex.
10. Do you remember your dreams?
- I am a nerd. I have a custom dream journal, including pictures and all lol.
11. When did you last laugh?
- Earlier. I watched a video that had a mini octopus chasing a cleaner shrimp. That’s how easily amused I am.
12. Do you remember why / at what?
- See above.
13. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
- A poster of Steve McQueen on his motorcycle from “The Great Escape” (with a mustache that I taped on him), a Heckler & Koch calendar, a vintage mirror, & a painting I did.
14. Seen anything weird lately?
- What classifies as weird, exactly?
15. What do you think of this quiz?
- A way to pass the time.
16. What is the last film you saw?
- Harry Potter & The Deathly Hollows Part 2.
17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
- Here in Scottsdale.
18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
- A paid off house.
19. Tell me something about you that most people don’t know.
- Half my tongue is permanently numb. My dentist didn’t know how to remove wisdom teeth correctly. That happened 7 years ago.
20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
- Improve education.
21. Do you like to dance?
- Depends on my mood. I do like to wiggle my butt every now and then.
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
- Only for a month or two. I like it here.
23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
- I don’t know, that’s too much to think about.
24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
- President of AZfoothills.com
25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
- “Cracks (Flux Pavillion Remix)” by Freestylers. I was in a dub-steppy kind of mood.
26. Last time you swam in a pool?
- Few months ago.
27. Type of music you like most?
- Heavy metal, pop, rap, hip hop, ambient, industrial
28. Type of music you dislike most?
- Scream-y music, polka, country
29. Are you listening to music right now?
- No.
30. What color is your bedroom carpet?
- Creamy beige, like Baileys
31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
- First, relocate. I hate being in an apartment again.
32. What was the last thing you bought?
- I bought a new flash, diffuser, battery, & battery grip online.
33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
- Yeah, last time though, was in May.
34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
- I’ve been sky diving before. Would love to do it again!
35. Do you have a garden?
- No, I have enough crap to take care of.
36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
- Definitely. But I’m not going to add the lyrics here.
37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
- MOUNTAIN DEW.
38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
- Maynard.
39. Who sent the last text message you received?
- My boyfriend, from upstairs in bed. Being lazy.
40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
- The MINI dealership, I see some awesome upgrades for my MINI.
41. What time is bed time?
- Around 1.00-2.00.
42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
- No, never.
43. How many tattoos do you have?
- I have 10: “Vaffanculo” on my foot, Stormtrooper stockings on my legs, a portrait of an eel with a monocle & top hat on my thigh, two stupid nautical stars on my hips, a Heckler & Koch 416 on my ribs, Masha, the spider doll on my back, a ///M Series BMW logo on my wrist, & a unicorn head behind my ear.
44. If you don’t have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
- I have a nice long list of more I would like to get.
45. What did you do for your last birthday?
- I bought myself a MINI Cooper.
46. Do you carry a donor card?
- No.
47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
- My boyfriend. Like usual.
48. Is the glass half empty or half full?
- Stupid question.
49. What’s the farthest-away place you’ve been to?
- Italy.
50. When’s the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
- Awhile ago at my grandparent’s.
51. Have you ever won a trophy?
- A medal or two.
52. Are you a good cook?
- I can be.
53. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
- What? Is this a trick question? Of course I can.
54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
- Oh, just too effing many to mention!
55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
- No.
56. Do you touch-type?
- Yes. I never learned how to do that incredibly-efficient home key typing.
57. What’s under your bed?
- Gun cases, probably a pair of shoes. Two guitars.
58. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- No.
59. Think fast, what do you like right now?
- The internet.
60. Where were you on Valentine’s day?
- Not sure, we probably went shooting.
61. What time do you get up?
- 10am
62. What was the name of your first pet?
- Bud the cat, Charlie the golden retriever
63. Who is the second to last person to call you?
- My boyfriend.
64. Is there anything going on this weekend?
- I’m most likely shooting a few clubs. Shooting as in taking pictures, and clubs as in night clubs.
65. How are you feeling right now?
- Itchy. Because of a new tattoo.
66. What do you think about the most?
- Um…what photos I can capture next.
67. What time do you get up in the morning?
- I swear I just answered this. 10am
68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
- I’d tell my boyfriend right away. Everyone else can wait a few days.
69. Who would you tell first?
- Mark, I just answered that.
70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
- HP7
71. Do you sing in the shower?
- No, I’m focusing on cleaning.
72. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
- Is this copy-pasted?
73. What do you do most when you are bored?
- Web-surfing on my phone.
74. What do you do for a living?
- English tutor for a Russian lady, also photographer for a few different companies.
75. Do you love your job?
- Yes, I’m my own boss, I get to listen to fun music & laugh at drunk people.
76. What did you want to be when you grew up?
- Someone who makes money decently.
77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
- A rich person who doesn’t have to do anything to live in luxury. Or even Gerard Butler’s current squeeze.
78. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
- Chicken.
79. How many keys on your key ring?
- 2 technically, though one is the key fob for MINI.
80. Where would you retire to?
- Some place nice and quiet, with excellent social services.
81. What kind of car do you drive?
- MINI Cooper
82. What are your best physical features?
- My ice blue eyes fo’ sho
83. What are your best characteristics?
- I draw and I remember historical details pretty well. I also remember faces pretty well too.
84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
- I’ve already been to a few awesome places, but I would love to go to a taping of Top Gear in London, and also the Nurburgring in Germany
85. What kind of books do you like to read?
- Historical Fiction
86. Where would you want to retire to?
- Refer to Question #80.
87. What is your favorite time of the day?
- Middle of the night
88. Where did you grow up?
- Springfield, Missouri
89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
- Uh, like 20 minutes.
90. What are you reading now?
- Nothing.
91. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
- Not completely, but a night owl.
92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
- No.
93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
- Yes.
94. Do you have pets?
- 2 Gianormous cats, and a saltwater tank including clownfish, decorator crab, goby, oh & I have a moray eel.
95. How many rings before you answer the phone?
- It depends. Most of the time, though, after 1 ring.
96. What is your best childhood memory?
- I don’t categorize things as “the best”. When it comes to things like memories, I like a lot of them and I view them with equal regard.
97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
- Taco Bell, Subway, King Soopers, Real Estate guru, Fry’s, more real estate, even more real estate, and now tutoring & photography
98. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
- Um…not really.
99. What is most important in life?
- Education and money.
100. What Inspires You?
- Stuff I like.
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