After falling in a well in KFC, Kentucky when i was 4, I emerged minus a leg, but plus a sensational dancing ability, capable of most the difficult and feared Grand Jetes. Every time I blink I have a tiny dream....
I hate to work but i love making money, I hate to go to sleep but I love sleeping in. I hate the rain but I love the way it smells. I hate the wind but I love the way it makes the sky look. I hate getting wet but I love to swim.
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